How to be Me!

1. Fashion: Fashion is a must! In order to be Maya-chic, you have to dress office-chic (as some call it). Purses are a neccessity. Without my purse, I have a panic attack. That's how important it is. Jewelry is required. Classic pieces are best, jewels should be nice-looking. NO CHEAP LOOKING JEWELRY!!! Have one or two signature pieces (An M for Maya brooch) and wear your birthstone often. For shoes, only flats, heels, and certain boots are acceptable. 

2. Beauty: Make-up! Cosmetics! Must-have! Something natural will do. Top brands (Sephora, M.A.C., Lancome, AVON) are the best and highly encouraged. 

3. Attitude: In order to complete the process, you must loathe the following:

Camping

Dirt

Cleaning

4. Presentation: You must have perfect posture. That means: PERFECT!! Otherwise, it looks bad. You have to be a perfect speller, like moi!

5. Grades: Straight A's are the only acceptable ones. Your average must be no less than a 95. That is crucial. If you can't make the grades, you CANNOT AND WILL NOT be like me.

6. Cell Phone: Preferably HTC, but most Android smart phones will do. To really pull it off, pick a white phone. It has to be a touch screen smart phone! Unlimited web and texting are necessary. I cannot stress that enough.

7. Other: You must have a Facebook! Enough said. You should also have a Kindle. Any generation will do as long as it has works by Shakespeare and Jane Austen. Extras like Skype, YouTube, or AIM are good, too.

Kisses, Maya Leann